Meet the Rhondas

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What is a Rhonda?

We are Rhonda is an advice and lifestyle show for middle-aged women named Rhonda who don't give a shit.  A Rhonda is a caricature of a person hanging in the balance between curmudgeon and unapologetically absurd.  It is a celebration of all the unabashed ways people find to be their absolute best and honest selves.  Are you a Rhonda?

 

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Michele

Michele is a nobody who got her start nowhere. She was born and raised in the center of Iowa, in the middle of the United States, which molded her in every way, to be the most average human currently alive. The phrase “that’s neither here nor there” was coined upon her birth.  She currently tolerates existence in Eastern Iowa with her adopted cat named Two Scoops of Ice Cream, whom she somberly claims is her “everything.” They plan on dying peacefully at home. May they both find peace.

@michelekguild

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Eli

 

Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips are sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll turn the music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She got Bette Davis eyes
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes

@elistrates

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Donald

He edits the show and makes some of the music for it.  He likes to make improv and sketch comedy at The Upright Citizen's Brigade.  For work he builds software for your cool startup or for the company where your dad works.  He either never sleeps, or he only sleeps.

@cratervale

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Two Scoops

Two Scoops of Ice Cream is the youngest member of the show, yet arguably possesses the most wisdom. She obtained her PhD in psychology from University of MeowMix Online. Currently, she enjoys the simpler things in life such as sleeping, screaming, and eating shredded lettuce that falls out of sandwiches.